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The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class
We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”
LOKI ISN’T HERE.
We became best friends after that, obviously.
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i’m actually terrified
I can’t even manage incoherent speech. I’m just left with utter, horrified, speechlessness. Luckily, typing doesn’t require speech.
Also, I’m pretty certain this is straight from the depths of hell. People have said this about various other audio posts, but this is the only thing that I feel really deserves that description.
AHAHAHAHA best moment of my lyf
lolololololololol
Finding out you're adopted:
(via imgTumble)Trollin’ in the backseat.
I really couldn’t stop thinking this when I saw this part. Everyone else just looks horrified and he’s all “YAY, THINGS!”
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