jazzrealgonzales:

omgspcshp:

remember when Adam Lambert got all this shit for kissing another male during his performance at the AMA’s because children were watching but now Nicki Minaj gives Lil Wayne a lap dance while children are watching and hardly anything is said.

one word: discrimination

(via sweizz)

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

(via thelittlearchangelthatcould)

kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

(via remivel)

cumberbatch-lorette:

you-are-johnlocked:

dftba-cumberbabe:

primadonna-blaine:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my friend’s teacher’s first kiss was benedict cumberbatch

^FUCK

jesus, the benedict one

(via zombieapocalypseteam)

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

(Quelle: 90daysofautumn, via unicorns-love-guacamole)

doctorspockspaceman:

shappeyknappey:

cumber-bitches:

hellstinkerbelle:

cumber-bitches:

My favourite so far is Cumberangels. Just so he could be all “Good morning, Cumberangels.” and we can just reply “Good morning, Benny.”

i read that as cumberbagels. 

we should be cumberbagels. 

CUMBERBAGELS.

I’m good for both

(via unicorns-love-guacamole)

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” 

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” 

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit

(via gonecrazybackinfive)